1 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:07,541 WHAT? WHAT IN THE CUCKOO ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:11,211 IN CASE YOU FORGOT, WE HAVE A STANDARDIZED TEST TO STUDY FOR. 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:15,512 IF YOU MUST KNOW, I, TOO, AM PLANNING FOR MY FUTURE. 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,916 YEAH, UH, HOW'S THAT EXACTLY? 5 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,987 MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR REVIEWED MY ACADEMIC RECORDS. 6 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:22,817 IT SUGGESTED I WAS MOST SUITED TO A CAREER 7 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,123 AS A STREET PERFORMER. 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,825 BEHOLD, I'M STUCK IN A BOX. 9 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,527 THIS BOX HAS FOUR WALLS. 10 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,629 I CAN'T GET OUT. 11 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,560 I'M STARTING TO PANIC. 12 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,095 OK, MIMES DON'T TALK. 13 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,700 I'M JUST A BEGINNER. 14 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,672 IT TAKES YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN CREATE A WALL 15 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,711 WITHOUT TALKING, YEARS. 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,736 YOU KNOW, YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WOULD BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE 17 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,612 IF SHE KNEW HOW SMART YOU REALLY ARE. 18 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,702 FOR REAL. 19 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:46,776 WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY TRY 20 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,611 ON TOMORROW'S TEST FOR ONCE? 21 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,926 NO CAN DO. 22 00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:51,253 I ONLY NEED TO FAIL 57 MORE TESTS 23 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:55,192 TO COMPLETE MY ANSWER BUBBLE ODE TO DaVINCI'S LAST SUPPER. 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,659 SPUD, WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,687 TO LET ANYONE KNOW YOU'RE A BRAINIAC? 26 00:00:58,692 --> 00:00:59,892 I'M HOLDING ON TO A ROPE. 27 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,164 IT'S PULLING ME OUT OF THE ROOM. 28 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,433 AH! 29 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,700 IF THAT BOY WOULD JUST SHOW EVERYONE 30 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:06,228 WHAT HE CAN DO WITH THAT HEAD OF HIS. 31 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,203 OH, AND I DON'T MEAN THAT DANCING BOWTIE TRICK HE DOES 32 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,393 WITH HIS ADAM'S APPLE. 33 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:13,568 YEAH, THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO ROLL THROUGH LIFE AS A MIME. 34 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,314 YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE. 35 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,339 [KISSING] [KISSING] 36 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,224 [GIGGLING] 37 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,762 [BURP] 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,187 TOMORROW'S TEST DETERMINES WHAT HONORS CLASSES WE CAN TAKE NEXT YEAR, 39 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,894 AND HONORS CLASSES GET YOU INTO COLLEGE, 40 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,725 AND A GOOD COLLEGE MEANS A GOOD JOB. 41 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:40,800 SO, I'M GOING TO DO SPUD THE BIGGEST FAVOR OF HIS LIFE. 42 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,221 HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT? 43 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:43,628 I'M GONNA MAKE SURE HE FINALLY GETS THE PROPS 44 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:47,667 HE DESERVES BY GETTING HIM TO TAKE THE TEST FOR REAL. 45 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,975 [CRASH] 46 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:54,657 HEY, SPUD. 47 00:01:54,664 --> 00:01:56,284 MY ACADEMIC STANDINGS COULD USE A LITTLE JUICING. 48 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,783 MIND ACING MY TEST FOR ME? 49 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:58,945 I'M BEHIND A WALL. 50 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,423 I'M OPENING A DOOR, 51 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,221 AND I'M GIVING YOU A THUMBS UP. 52 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,664 AND, BEGIN. 53 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,028 NOW REMEMBER, EYES FORWARD, 54 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,657 NUMBER 2 PENCILS ONLY, 55 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,902 AND IF YOUR IN NEED OF THE RESTROOM FACILITIES, 56 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,769 TOO BAD FOR YOU. 57 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,243 [BEEPING] 58 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,517 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 59 00:02:21,525 --> 00:02:23,135 THE FIRST PERFECT STANDARDIZED TEST SCORE 60 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:26,044 IN THE HISTORY OF MILLARD FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL. 61 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:29,176 OUR OWN RESIDENT GENIUS IS... 62 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,653 SPUD?! 63 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,351 [NO AUDIO] 64 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,893 I'M YELLING...NO! 65 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:39,690 ¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 66 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,903 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 67 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:46,167 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 68 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,667 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 69 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,900 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 70 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:54,306 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 71 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,707 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 72 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,340 ¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 73 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,945 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 74 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,919 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 75 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:11,185 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 76 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,292 ¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 77 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,794 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 78 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,455 ¶ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶ 79 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,463 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 80 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,965 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 81 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,466 ¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 82 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,968 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 83 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,170 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 84 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,043 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 85 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:36,422 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 86 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,081 [BELL RINGS] 87 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,015 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SUPERIOR, 88 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,471 GERMAN CARS, GERMAN STRUDEL, 89 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,923 GERMAN GIRDLES, AND THE WOMEN WHO WEAR THEM, THIS CAN'T BE. 90 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,286 DANG, IT'S BEEN LIKE A DAY AND A HALF. 91 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,295 YOU THINK HE'D BE OVER IT BY NOW. 92 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,777 YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. 93 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:53,261 I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF I SHOWED MY NOGGIN 94 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,297 AND ALL ITS NOGGINATING GLORY, 95 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,772 MY LIFE WOULD CHANGE LIKE, SHABAAM, 96 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:02,171 BUT SO FAR IT'S LIKE, TOTALLY SHABORING. 97 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,381 [GASPS] 98 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,398 THE NAME IS BRAINERD, 99 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:08,406 AGENT BRAINERD FROM THE MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE. 100 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,345 I'M HERE FOR-- 101 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,880 [GASPS] M.G.I.? 102 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,424 THE ELITE TWO-WEEK BOOT CAMP FOR BRAINS? 103 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,359 WELL, I ASSUMED YOU'D WANT TO RECRUIT ME TO TEACH THERE, 104 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:19,787 BUT YOU'VE COME FASTER THAN I EXPECTED. YES. 105 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,193 OH, HOTVASH SCHMORTBAN. 106 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,795 I ACCEPT. 107 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,396 I'M GOING TO TEACH AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE. 108 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,078 ¶ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ¶ 109 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,773 NO. I'M HERE FOR ONE ARTHUR P. SPUDINSKI. 110 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,500 WHAT!? 111 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:31,844 SPUDINSKI? 112 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,169 YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN. 113 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,973 LOOK AT HIM. 114 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:40,079 WHAT? IN MY BOOK, A CLEAN TOE IS A HAPPY TOE. 115 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,650 HA HA. 116 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,218 MR. SPUDINSKI, MAY I HAVE A WORD? 117 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,517 NO. THIS IS A MISTAKE. 118 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:48,088 THE MACHINE, IT MALFUNCTIONED. I'M SURE OF IT. 119 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,138 [GRUNTING] 120 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:52,189 MR. SPUDINSKI, YOUR TEST SCORE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 121 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:56,832 SO IMPRESSIVE, WE'RE OFFERING YOU A PLACE AT THE MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE. 122 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,180 WHAT IS THIS NOW? 123 00:04:58,181 --> 00:04:59,531 THE WHAT? THE GENIUS INSTITUTE? 124 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,003 IT'S A TWO-WEEK PROGRAM DESIGNED TO CULTIVATE 125 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,372 THE BRIGHTEST MINDS IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. 126 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,471 WOW, I'M HONORED AND ALL, 127 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,572 BUT I'VE GOT NO MULLAH FOR THE SCHOOLAH. 128 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,405 I MEAN, SO UNLESS I CAN PAY TUITION 129 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,111 IN POCKET LINT AND PRE-CHEWED GUM, 130 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,152 I'LL HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY DECLINE. 131 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,978 YOUR TUITION WILL BE COVERED BY AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR. 132 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,245 YOUR PARENTS HAVE ALREADY SIGNED 133 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,893 THE PAPERWORK, SO IT'S SETTLED. 134 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:25,918 I EXPECT TO SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING AT THE INSTITUTE. 135 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,856 NO! 136 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,831 GOT TO TELL YOU PROFESSOR ROT, DUDE, 137 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,300 I'M PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT MYSELF. 138 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:35,099 YOUVISHDIAGI...OOH. 139 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,302 PSST. 140 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,073 FU? 141 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,841 SORRY TO BUG YOU AT SCHOOL, KID. 142 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,609 WE GOT A LITTLE DRAGON EMERGENCY. 143 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,739 A SEWER TROLL ALERTED GRAMPS 144 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,483 THAT SOMEONE'S STASHING A POWERFUL MAGICAL ARTIFACT DOWN HERE. 145 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,379 WE GOT TO FIND IT BEFORE IT ENDS UP IN THE WRONG HANDS. 146 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,852 IN OTHER WORDS, THE USUAL. 147 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,190 SPEAKING OF USUAL, THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY LIFE. 148 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,517 USUAL. SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 149 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,591 BUT NOW, THANKS TO SOMEONE, WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED, 150 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,961 MY EXISTENCE IS CAREENING OFF 151 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,230 IN A COLLISION COURSE WITH CHANGE. 152 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,498 SPUD, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVER DOING IT JUST A TAD BIT? 153 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,278 NO, TRIX, I DON'T. 154 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,072 ONCE YOU GET LABELED A SMART LASS OR LADDIE, 155 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,998 LIFE IS ALL WORK AND NO PLAY. 156 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,443 MY POPS TAUGHT ME THAT WHEN I WAS BUT A BABE. 157 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:17,339 AND THAT SON, IN A NUTSHELL, IS TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS. 158 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,994 [LAUGHTER] 159 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:20,645 YOU'RE TOO SMART TO LAUGH AT THAT KIND OF BROAD, 160 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,147 SLAPSTICK KIND OF HUMOR, MISTER. 161 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,880 [BURP] 162 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,135 [LAUGHTER] 163 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,387 ALL I'M SAYING IS, I LIKE MY LIFE JUST THE WAY IT IS. 164 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,220 YEAH, TRAGIC, KID, BUT IF WE COULD GET BACK 165 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:34,255 TO SAVING THE MAGICAL WORLD, HUH? 166 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,663 YO, WHAT IS THAT? 167 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,564 UH, HARD TO SAY FOR SURE, KID, 168 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,296 BUT IF MEMORY SERVES-- 169 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,631 [ELECTRIC SURGING] 170 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,336 NOT YOURS. 171 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:46,338 NOW, STEP AWAY FROM THE BOX AND MAYBE, 172 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,470 JUST MAYBE I'LL LET YOU ALL LIVE. 173 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,986 ELI PANDARUS. 174 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,514 WHAT'S A LYING, CHEATING, EVIL WIZARD 175 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,183 DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? 176 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,551 AH HA HA HA. 177 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,899 YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS, 178 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,250 BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN FLATTERY TO STOP ME 179 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,192 FROM TAKING WHAT'S MINE SO THAT I CAN-- 180 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:03,617 OH, LET'S SEE, WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN? 181 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,094 OH, YES. 182 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,561 TAKE OVER THE MAGICAL WORLD. 183 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,430 SORRY, PANDARUS, BUT THE ONLY WORLD 184 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,429 YOU'RE TAKING OVER IS A WORLD OF PAIN. 185 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,502 DRAGON UP. 186 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,941 I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHITTER CHAT, 187 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,667 BUT I'VE GOT BIG PLANS, 188 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,401 WORLD DOMINATION AND SO FORTH, 189 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:24,676 SO, I'LL HAVE TO LET MY MINIONS' FISTS DO THE TALKING. 190 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,612 TIME FOR A LITTLE MINION MASHING. 191 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,675 HYAH! 192 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,123 [GRUNTING] 193 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,654 I'M THROWING A BRICK. 194 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,256 IT'S HAVING NO APPARENT EFFECT. 195 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,318 [GROWLS] 196 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,426 AAH! 197 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:41,526 I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE! 198 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,628 [GASPS] 199 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,959 [GRUNTING] 200 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,940 HEY, YOU. 201 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,441 WATCH OUT FOR THAT THIRD RAIL. 202 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,043 [GRUNTING] 203 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,405 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET HOT. 204 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:02,414 [GROWLS] 205 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,054 THIS IS WHAT I CALL MY BLINDSIDE MOVE. 206 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:10,064 [GRUNTS] HA! 207 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,757 WHOA! 208 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,989 SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS. 209 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,326 TA-TA, DRAGON. 210 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:21,574 UH! 211 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,168 AW, MAN. 212 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,506 PANDORA'S BOX. 213 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,168 LOCKED WITHIN, IS AN EVIL, 214 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,736 CAPABLE OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS. 215 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,584 WHAT DOES PANDARUS WANT WITH A BIG OLD BOX OF BAD? 216 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,401 GOOD QUESTION. 217 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,219 ONLY DIRECT DESCENDENTS OF PANDORA ARE CAPABLE 218 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,448 OF CONTROLLING THE EVIL LOCKED WITHIN. 219 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:43,124 HMM. PANDORA, PANDARUS. 220 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,663 HA! PANDORA, PANDARUS. 221 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,608 SPUD, YOU THINK THEY'RE RELATED? 222 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,559 NO, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING THOSE WOULD MAKE GOOD NAMES 223 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,502 FOR A BROTHER/SISTER TEAM OF CRIME FIGHTING PANDAS, 224 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,728 BUT RELATED? ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO WITH THAT. 225 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,065 HOLD UP. 226 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,399 IF PANDARUS CAN CONTROL THE EVIL, 227 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,574 WHY DIDN'T HE JUST OPEN UP THE BOX 228 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,513 WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE? 229 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,128 I DO NOT KNOW, 230 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,736 BUT WE MUST FIND OUT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. 231 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,105 YEAH, WELL, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU 232 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,434 SAVE THE MAGICAL WORLD AND ALL, 233 00:09:09,432 --> 00:09:11,752 BUT I START MY INTERNMENT AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE TOMORROW. 234 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,352 GENIUS INSTITUTE? 235 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,253 YOU? 236 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,154 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 237 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,417 SPUD? 238 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,425 [SPEAKING CHINESE AND LAUGHING] 239 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:29,272 THANKS FOR WALKING ME TO MY FIRST DAY OF GENIUSIZING. 240 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,739 THERE'S NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW. 241 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,208 EXCEPT ON A DATE WITH KYLE WILKINS. 242 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,067 I'D SELL MY MAMA DOWN A RIVER 243 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,636 FOR A DATE WITH KYLE WILKINS, OK? 244 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,214 I MEAN, IF FINE WAS A CRIME-- 245 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,412 YEAH, AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY, YOU'LL SEE. 246 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:45,575 LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ALL PLAY AND NO WORK, OR ALL WORK AND NO PLAY. 247 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,146 SEE YA LATER. 248 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,855 AND I'M SORRY I SWITCHED THE TESTS, YO. 249 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,487 WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU. 250 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,062 HEY, I CAN MULTIPLY 251 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,863 UP TO THE 16th DECIMAL POINT WITHOUT A CALCULATOR. 252 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,664 HI! I WON THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE WHEN I WAS 7. 253 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,097 SO, WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY? 254 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,272 I DO AN AWESOME MIME RENDITION OF ROAD RAGE. 255 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,472 I'M GETTING IN MY CAR. 256 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,443 SOMEONE CUTS ME OFF. 257 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,571 I HONK MY HORN AND YELL AT THEM. 258 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,406 HONK, HONK! HEY, YOU! 259 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,541 WHERE YOU GOING? 260 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,146 MIMES DON'T TALK. 261 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,407 I AM JUST A BEGINNER! 262 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,476 STUDENTS, WELCOME TO THE GENIUS INSTITUTE. 263 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:22,615 TOMORROW WE BEGIN TO TEST THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE. 264 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,563 YEAH! 265 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,557 ALL RIGHT! 266 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,588 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 267 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,162 THIS ROOM IS FILLED 268 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,730 WITH THE WORLD'S MOST EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG MINDS. 269 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,429 TAKE EACH FACE IN AND ASK YOURSELF, 270 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,331 "WHO AMONGST US IS THE ONE? 271 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,904 THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL." 272 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,602 YES, YOU HAVE A QUESTION. 273 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,504 HUH? 274 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,535 NO, I'M FLYING A KITE, 275 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,509 AND THE WIND IS VERY STRONG. 276 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,538 AH! 277 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,613 THAT'S RIGHT. 278 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,551 ONE OF THEM IS THE ONE. 279 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,476 AND WHEN I FIND HIM, HE'LL BE MINE FOREVER. 280 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,022 AND BY FOREVER, I ACTUALLY MEAN 281 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,547 A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I DO AWAY WITH THE LITTLE BUGGER. 282 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,693 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 283 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,794 HEY, TRIX, CHECK IT. ACCORDING TO THIS JOURNAL, 284 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,556 A FEW CENTURIES BACK, 285 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,334 PANDORA'S BOX WAS MODIFIED WITH AN ENCHANTED LOCK. 286 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,533 MAYBE THAT'S WHY PANDARUS HASN'T OPENED IT YET, 287 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,795 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO. 288 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,544 TRIX? 289 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,476 THAT WAS OUT BY A MILE. 290 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,207 UH, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 291 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,453 IT'S THE MIME CHANNEL. 292 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,598 I KNOW I SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR HIM, 293 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,749 BUT I CAN'T HELP MISSING OUR LITTLE MIME BOY. 294 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,222 YEAH, I MISS HIM, TOO. 295 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,229 "I" BEFORE "E," EXCEPT AFTER "C." 296 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,927 "I" BEFORE "E," EXCEPT AFTER "C." 297 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,457 YOU TWO ARE GOIN' DOWN. 298 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,766 THESE TESTS ARE FOR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE, 299 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,438 NOT ANNOYANCE. 300 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,537 SO, HELLO, I'M GONNA WIN. 301 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,939 YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS I DO BETTER THAN YOU? 302 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,282 FAIL. 303 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,607 I BET YOU THAT I CAN FAIL OUT OF HERE IN ONE DAY. 304 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,913 THAT'S RIGHT. 305 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,214 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN DOING IT. 306 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,776 FAIL? 307 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,384 ON PURPOSE? 308 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,616 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 309 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,020 NO TRUE GENIUS WOULD DO THAT. 310 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,462 IT'S AGAINST OUR NATURE, OUR RAISON D'ETRA. 311 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:09,559 MMM, I HAD A RAISON BAGEL FOR BREAKFAST. 312 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,553 DELISH. 313 00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,527 WE WILL NOW BEGIN THE ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE TESTING. 314 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,033 FOR THE FIRST EXAM, 315 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,535 THE STUDENT WHO BUILDS THE STRONGEST LASER WINS. 316 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,344 [CRYING] 317 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:39,022 MMM. MOST IMPRESSIVE, IRA. 318 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,457 [LAUGHTER] 319 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,402 ARTHUR SPUDINSKI! 320 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,927 READY TO ROCK. 321 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,532 OH, AND YOU MIGHT WANT SOME EARPLUGS. 322 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,825 [LOUD ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING ] 323 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,496 ¶ WO'OW, WO'OW, WO'OW, WO'OW ¶ 324 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,536 ¶ MY FINGERS ARE GOIN' ¶ 325 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,412 ¶ AND WE MELT, FALL TO THE GROUND EXHAUSTED ¶ 326 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,652 I'VE GIVEN MY SOUL TO THE GODS OF ROCK. 327 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,108 PRONOUNCE ME WORTHY. 328 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,476 WELL, SPUD. 329 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,024 THAT WAS VERY LOUD. 330 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,700 FAILED IT. 331 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,385 NEXT, WE WILL TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF CHEMISTRY. 332 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,276 WHAT DID YOU MAKE, DEAR? 333 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,871 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO IT. 334 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,036 I MADE SOME FROTHY PURPLE STUFF. 335 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,938 OH, AHH. 336 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,310 WHAT THE-- 337 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,538 OHH. OH, MR. SPUDINSKI, 338 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,884 ARE YOU SURE YOU RECEIVED AN INVITATION TO M.G.I.? 339 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,610 YEP. OH, AND MRS. GRUMPLESTOCK? 340 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,576 DIG THE BEARD. 341 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,715 MR. SPUDINSKI, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CHEATED 342 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,201 ON THE ENTRANCE EXAM, 343 00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:44,685 BUT I WON'T STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER. 344 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,061 THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE TEST. 345 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,430 WHEN YOU FAIL IT, YOUR TIME AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE IS OVER. 346 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,181 STILL NOTHING ON PANDARUS 347 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,632 AND HIS CONTROL OVER PANDORA'S BOX? 348 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,434 NO, BUT I DID FIND A VIDEO 349 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,666 OF A GUY STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE BUSINESS END OF AN ELEPHANT. 350 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:02,072 "THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF PEANUTS," IS ALL I CAN SAY. 351 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,605 JAKIE, THIS IS POINTLESS. 352 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,740 SPUD'S THE COMPUTER GENIUS, NOT ME. 353 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,746 HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. 354 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,218 BEFORE THERE WAS AN INTERNET, 355 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,676 WE USED TO GET THE SCOOP THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 356 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,515 BELIEVE YOU ME, IF PANDARUS IS UP TO SOMETHING, 357 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,562 SOMEBODY HERE'LL KNOW ABOUT IT. 358 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,557 NOTHIN' BUT NET. 359 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,989 [GRUNTING] 360 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,432 CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER? 361 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,033 THANKS, I WAS PARCHED. 362 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,345 HEY, HEY. BINGO. 363 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,672 LOOK WHO'S AT THE END OF THE BAR 364 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,741 NURSING A MILKSHAKE, 365 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:33,798 AND A GRUDGE, BY THE LOOKS OF IT. 366 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,837 THIS MILKSHAKE, IT'S LIKE LIFE. 367 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,642 SO SWEET UNTIL THE CHIPS GET STUCK IN THE STRAW 368 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,775 AND IT GIVES YOU A HEADACHE. 369 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,910 A ROUND OF BROWNIE DELIGHTS, AND KEEP 'EM COMIN'. 370 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,526 OH, I KNOW YOU. 371 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,153 ELI PANDARUS' SIDEKICK. AM I RIGHT? 372 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,022 YEAH, UNTIL HE GAVE ME MY WALKING PAPERS. 373 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:52,123 WHY DON'T YOU TELL FU ALL ABOUT IT. 374 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,825 PANDARUS DROPPED ME LIKE YESTERDAY'S NEWS 375 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:57,627 AND TOOK OVER THE MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE WITHOUT ME. 376 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,911 SAY WHAT, NOW? 377 00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,189 HE'S LOOKING FOR A SUPER GENIUS 378 00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:01,457 TO UNLOCK THE CODE FOR SOME BOX HE HAS. 379 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,468 HE'S BEEN FUNDING THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTISTS, 380 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,770 BUT THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CRACK IT. 381 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,571 SO, HE DECIDED TO SEE IF A FRESH, NEW MIND COULD DO IT. 382 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,035 AND THUS, M.G.I. 383 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,483 PROBLEM IS, THE POOR SUCKER WHO DOES IT 384 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,649 IS GOING TO BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE 385 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,007 WHEN PANDARUS GETS HIS HANDS ON HIM. 386 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,716 SPUD! SPUD! 387 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,647 YOU FAILED ME. 388 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,493 YOUR ASSIGNMENT WAS TO FIND THE ONE 389 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,118 WITHOUT HAVING TO REVEAL THE CODE. 390 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,993 NOW, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOW THEM THE TEMPLATES. 391 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,792 JUST REMEMBER, IF NO ONE CRACKS IT, 392 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,504 YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A TOAD. 393 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,727 AND AN UGLY ONE AT THAT. 394 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,068 [CROAK] 395 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,167 I WON'T FAIL YOU. 396 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,710 THIS IS OUR FINAL PLACEMENT TEST. 397 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,539 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL PRESSURED, 398 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,184 BUT IT WILL DETERMINE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 399 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,830 AND MINE. 400 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,482 WHOEVER CRACKS THIS CODE IS THE ONE. 401 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,015 WE WILL NOW BEGIN. 402 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,587 [GASPING] 403 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,525 BUT I NEVER FAIL. 404 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,604 AH, THE HUMILIATION. 405 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,071 H-U-M-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N. 406 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,742 HUMILIATION. 407 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,635 OH, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. 408 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,044 THIS CODE HAS CRACKED ME. 409 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,506 OH, NO. 410 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,014 NO ONE CRACKED THE CODE. 411 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,246 YOU ALL CROAKED, 412 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,550 I MEAN CHOKED. 413 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,252 I HAVE ONE FINAL LESSON. 414 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,523 ALWAYS BE KIND TO TOADS. 415 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,522 HEY, HO. OVER HERE. 416 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,564 I HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET. 417 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,409 WHY WASTE OUR TIME, MR. SPUDINSKI? 418 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,260 IT'S CLEAR YOU DON'T BELONG AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE. 419 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,732 WHY DON'T YOU PACK YOUR PROTRACTOR AND LEAVE? 420 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,633 YES! 421 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,174 TOLD YOU I COULD FAIL OUT OF HERE! 422 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,039 IT'S OBVIOUS. HE'S NOT A REAL GENIUS. 423 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,740 OH, WHY? 424 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,441 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? 425 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,142 YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON I DON'T WANT TO USE MY NOGGIN. 426 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,645 WHO WANTS TO BE A STRESSED OUT TYPE "A" WHO FORGETS TO BE A KID, 427 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,918 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO BUSY TRYING TO BE PERFECT ALL THE TIME? 428 00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,778 OH, I DO! 429 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,916 WELL, I DON'T. 430 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,061 ALL WORK, NO PLAY, ALL PLAY, NO WORK? 431 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,817 THERE HAS TO BE A BALANCE. 432 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,585 THAT SPEECH WOULD BE MOVING, IF YOU REALLY WERE A GENIUS. 433 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,696 OK, I'LL PROVE IT. 434 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,828 YOUR CODE IS EASY. 435 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,133 I MEAN, IT MIGHT SEEM HARD 436 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,525 IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT IN 2-D, 437 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,536 BUT IN 3-D IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. 438 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,070 3-D? 439 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,074 I DON'T SEE IT. 440 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,676 DUH. 441 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,277 YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE EVERY FOURTH DERIVATIVE 442 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,549 OF THE DANGLING PARTICIPLE 443 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,747 OF THE 10th LETTER OF EVERY SIXTH-- 444 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,678 OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT? 445 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,552 NO ONE'S WITH ME HERE? 446 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,323 YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE. 447 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,672 ELI PANDARUS? 448 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:39,023 WAIT, AREN'T YOU LIKE, TOTALLY EVIL? 449 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,625 AGAIN WITH THE FLATTERY, BUT IT WON'T WORK. 450 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,629 HA HA HA HA! 451 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,001 AAH! 452 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,104 [ALARM BLASTING] 453 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,337 JAKIE, I'M TELLING YOU. 454 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,275 THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE 455 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,651 TO STEALTH OUR WAY IN WITH YOU ALL DRAGONED UP. 456 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,651 HOLD UP. I GOT AN IDEA. 457 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,889 TAIL OF THE DRAGON. 458 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,592 [GRUNTS] 459 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,231 COME ON, FOLLOW ME. 460 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,260 JAKIE, LOSE THE TAIL. 461 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,042 AH, YES. 462 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,187 THERE'S NOTHING MORE EXCITING 463 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,338 THAN EXECUTING A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 464 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,491 I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR THAT. 465 00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,642 TRUE, AND I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORDS FOR IT. 466 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,805 YOU SEE, PANDORA'S BOX WAS MISSING FOR YEARS, 467 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,415 BUT THE CODE TO UNLOCK IT 468 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,016 HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. 469 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,988 MY FATHER AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM WERE NEVER ABLE 470 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,058 TO FIND ANYONE WHO COULD CRACK IT. 471 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,687 NOW, ALL I NEED IS FOR YOU TO FINISH THE CODE 472 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:51,663 AND I'LL FINALLY HAVE MY ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE MAGICAL WORLD. 473 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,764 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 474 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,730 REALLY GOOD EVIL LAUGH, DUDE. 475 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,636 OH, CHILLS. 476 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,038 BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GOING TO HELP YOU? 477 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,240 [WIMPY EVIL LAUGH] 478 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,643 MY LAUGH OF EVIL NEEDS A LITTLE WORK. 479 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,376 A MOMENT, PLEASE. 480 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,650 ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 481 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,648 MANIS ATMOVAYO MOHAIR MOTEM! 482 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,021 AH! OK! OK, I'LL READ YOUR CURSE. 483 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,761 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 484 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,275 OK, LET'S SEE. 485 00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:23,326 FLIP THE OUTER HANDLE, TURN THE LOCK 14 DEGREES, 486 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,559 YADA, YADA, YADA. 487 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,804 THEN UNSEAL THE 6 LATCHES AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 488 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,430 JAKE! 489 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,073 TOO LATE DRAGON. 490 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,070 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. 491 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,172 GUESS AGAIN. 492 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,924 HYAH! 493 00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:37,659 HOW ABOUT WE DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL, 494 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,414 WHO WINS IN A FIGHT BETWEEN BRAINS AND BRAWN. 495 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,252 TOO BAD FOR YOU I'VE GOT BOTH. 496 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,708 UH! UH! 497 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,046 AND TOO BAD FOR YOU, MR. SPUDINSKI. 498 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,852 I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU NOW. 499 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,785 AAH! 500 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,063 HUH? 501 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,161 SPUD, HANG ON. 502 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,462 HUH! HUH! OW! 503 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,796 COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND? 504 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,801 OH, WAIT. I ALREADY DID. 505 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,973 [JAKE GRUNTING] 506 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,476 WAS THIS THE KIND OF HAND YOU NEEDED? 507 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,478 OOF! 508 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,180 OR WAS IT THIS KIND? 509 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,052 UH! 510 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,421 WOW! 511 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:24,016 OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. NOW, WHAT WAS IT? 512 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,463 OH, YEAH. 513 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,888 MEDAS ATMOVAYER MOOVAYER MOOTAM. 514 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:29,825 [MOOING] 515 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:30,758 OOPS. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 516 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:35,973 MANTIS ATMOVAYER MOVAYER MONTAM. 517 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,839 NOPE. LAST TRY. 518 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:44,207 MANIS ATMOVAYO MOHAIR MOTEM. 519 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,104 UHH! 520 00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,346 I WON'T BE STICKING AROUND FOR THE BIG FINALE. 521 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,321 HUH? 522 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,315 YOU CAME FOR ME. 523 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,293 WE COULDN'T GET THROUGH TWO DAYS WITHOUT YOU, 524 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,362 LET ALONE TWO WEEKS. 525 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,430 AH, YOU'RE CRUSHING MY SPINE A LITTLE BIT, THOUGH. 526 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,599 OH, SORRY. 527 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,797 COME HERE, YOU. 528 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,998 COME ON, GIVE SPUD THE LOVE. 529 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,930 YOU KNOW YOU WANNA. COME HERE. 530 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,025 OK, OK. 531 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,196 I'M GIVING YOU THE LOVE. 532 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,144 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 533 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,232 HEY, SPUD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 534 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:22,008 TEACHING MY NEW BUDS OVER HERE YOU CAN BE SMART AND HAVE FUN. 535 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,475 AN AVERAGE SPEED OF 15 MILES PER HOUR DOWN A 47-DEGREE ANGLE... 536 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:29,815 SPUD, I'M SORRY I PUSHED YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO. 537 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,692 IT'S OK. 538 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,560 SOMETIMES A KID NEEDS A LITTLE PUSH FROM HIS FRIENDS. 539 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,329 WHOA, HA HA! YEAH! 540 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,098 TRUTH IS, I WAS WRONG TO HIDE MY NOGGIN. 541 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,747 WHEN I WAS CRACKIN' THE CODE, 542 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,398 IT FELT GOOD, LIKE I WAS BEING CHALLENGED. 543 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,871 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU HADN'T BELIEVED IN ME. 544 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:47,510 I MEAN, I WAS EVEN THINKING OF TAKING SOME ADVANCED CLASSES. 545 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,537 THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR, SPUD. 546 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,212 OH, YOU GUYS WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW 547 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,880 THAT I'M THINKING MAYBE THE LIFE OF A MIME, 548 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,249 NOT SO MUCH THE LIFE FOR ME. 549 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,898 SO, THEN WHAT YOU GONNA BE? 550 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,549 A FAMOUS SCIENTIST? OOH, A MATHEMATICIAN? 551 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:03,291 NO, I'M THINKING MAYBE I'M MORE OF A ONE-MAN BAND KIND OF DUDE. 552 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,989 AW, MAN. AW, MAN. 553 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,361 SPUDINSKI'S MIND IS ONE STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE. 554 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,362 HERE'S ON OF HIS IQ TESTS YOU DIDN'T SEE. 555 00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:14,363 SPUD, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A NUMBER OF IMAGES. 556 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,227 JUST BLURT OUT WHATEVER IT IS THEY REMIND YOU OF. 557 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,636 MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE. 558 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,038 OH, I KNOW, THAT'S A MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE. 559 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,191 AND THIS ONE? 560 00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:26,343 MMM, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE HARDER TO DECIPHER. 561 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,176 IT'S A STINKING MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE. 562 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,952 NOPE, SORRY, JUST NOT SEEING IT...